I used to have a co-worker (a vile and insufferable woman) who had a habit of assuming that everyone who didn’t fit her insane definition of normal was gay, and every time any of these people were female she would assume that they liked her. Seriously, she was not really attractive, she was a verbally abusive, psychopathic, back stabbing, crazy woman with mind numbingly bad judgement. 

She was afraid that all these imaginary lesbians had crushes on her. Of course I was thinking, no danger there.

She was also convinced I was a lesbian, and I think she told the whole store I was, which was only mildly annoying; that I am mostly asexual and gender-blind, with a preference for women, but I don’t date, takes a long time to explain to people who don’t even know what Mongolia is, and definitely don’t know the difference between gender and sex.

Anyway, it’s OK because she was fired a few weeks ago.

Sorry, just needed to rant a bit.

I think I need a different job.